





WHO THE HELL IS THIS GUY?!?
Oh, hey!!! You found my ABOUT ME page!! Congrats, you win the "Good job navigating my crazy site" award :P
Haha, just kidding. My name is Em, and I'm the Burgercities webmaster. I am the man behind the madness.
OH, OKAY. WELL, WHO ARE YOU EXACTLY?
What, you mean like what's my deal, the things that make me tick? I mean, I guess I could tell you that, but I'm gonna start with the basics. I'm a 20 year old barista guy at a gas station who does art on the side. I'm just some guy who draws, I guess.
Other than that, I love doing music stuff, like listening to lots of it (especially nu metal and adjacent genres), and sometimes singing. I'm also getting back into playing bass on my 5 string. I have a big collection of CDs, old media-related tech, and other physical media, I am a big fan of that kind of thing. I collect all sorts of stuff honestly, I am a maximalist. I love monkey plushies and 8 balls and other various weird trinkets. I like to do a lot of DIY stuff too, like sewing and making shit with my hands. Also a huge lover of wearing clothes that make me look like Fred Durst or literally any cool guy from the late 90s early 2000s.
OH PLEASE, DO TELL MORE!
Jeez, I'm really not that interesting. Do you have friends, man?
Joshing. If you wanna know about some other stuff I like, this whole site pretty much has it all. Just do some more navigating on the handy dandy home page and I'm sure you'll learn more about me, especially my favorite music and other media.




